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Sex is in the air – everywhere you look around… No, really, the world around us is just drenched with sex appeal. All you’ve got to do to actually see it is be a tad bit more attentive. Sounds a little too hard? Well, then Erotic Nature is the perfect way out for you!

Here you will find a gallery of images showing erotic forms of nature. Animals, plants, mushrooms, fruits and vegetables, and erotic landscapes caught in curious shapes. Erotic Nature has no sexual or porn context. It aims to show the attraction of natural phenomena and living beings. Take a look around. Be observant and you’ll see the nature as amazing and amusing as it only can be.

Erotic Nature is a site that will definitely make you get a smile on your face and feel good. So, here’s what we do on the pages of this site… We surf the Web day and night in search of the sexiest and, at the same time, the funniest nooks of planet Earth – and gladly present their pictures to your attention.

Erotic Nature will make you see Mother Nature’s gentle (and not so gentle) curves that you may have never noticed before – guarantee you will like them when you see them. ;)

Newmarket Health Centre in Ontario – spread-eagled man – complete with manhood

An aerial view of a Canadian health centre has revealed that the building is shaped exactly like a naked, spread-eagled man – complete with male genitals.

Newmarket Health Centre in Ontario with penis

Locals believe the Newmarket Health Centre in Ontario got its distinctive shape by accident, with a series of small extensions being added to the original design.

Amusingly the building is believed to house a STD clinic, among other medical facilities, with visitors having to enter the building through the groin area before they can have their check-up.

Aerial photographs of the Newmarket Health Centre show four wings branching out from a central hub that look like arms and legs.

While the arms simply look outstretched, the building’s legs are far more detailed – even appearing to have kneecaps and feet.

Newmarket Health Centre in Ontario
Neighbours believe the building got its unique shape by accident but don’t mind because the town is the birthplace of two of the country’s most famous comedians – Jim Carrey and John Candy.

Plan of the Ontario Newmarket Health Centre
Newmarket Health Centre in Ontario - plan

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Season’s Greatings

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Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku aka Breast cactus

The Japanese cultivar Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku’ is a strange monstrous form and a very rare and priced collector item. Its vernacular English names “Breast Cactus” or “Titty Cactus” comes from the particular shape of the tubercled ribs that resemble women breasts.

Breast cactus

Breast cactus

This plant – apart from the breasts – is similar in all other features to the common “Blue Candle” and can grow up to 4.5 m tall, with the crown reaching up to 5 m in width.
Stems: Glaucous (blue grey) Up to 3 -10 cm thick. They have 5-8 strange chinned ribs, shaped like a woman’s breast that are approximately 2.5 cm in depth with areoles about 3-5 cm apart. Each monstrous ribs is bordered with irregularly pleaded longitudinal groves .

Breast cactus

Breast cactus

Breast cactus

Spines: Each areole has approx to 4 small black spines, that are usually only a few mm long. But plants grown in full sun may have longer on stouter spines up to 2 cm long thought not awful.

Breast cactus

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku aka Breast cactus

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Buddha’s hand or the fingered citron

Buddha’s hand, Citrus medica var. sarcodactylis, or the fingered citron, is an unusually shaped citron variety whose fruit is segmented into finger-like sections, resembling a human hand.

buddha's hand on a table

erotic buddha's hand fruit

buddha's hand with citron

The different cultivars and variations of this citron variety form a gradient from “open-hand” types with outward-splayed segments to “closed-hand” types, in which the fingers are kept together. The origin of this kind of citron is commonly traced back to the Far East, probably northeastern India or China, where most domesticated citrus fruits originate from.

buddha hand on tree

Buddha's hand  different varieties

The Buddha’s hand is a distinct fruit in the citron family. It has a sweet, lemon blossom aroma. Its flesh is void of juice, pulp and seeds, rendering it inedible. The culinary virtues lie within its oily rind which is powerfully fragrant and aromatic and utilized for its zesting properties. The mild-tasting pith is not bitter, so the fruit can be zested or used whole. Buddha’s hand fruit is very fragrant and is used predominantly in China and Japan for perfuming rooms and personal items such as clothing.

The fruit may be given as a religious offering in Buddhist temples. According to tradition, Buddha prefers the “fingers” of the fruit to be in a position where they resemble a closed rather than open hand, as closed hands symbolize to Buddha the act of prayer. In China, the Buddha’s hand fruit is a symbol of happiness, longevity and good fortune. It is also a traditional temple offering and a New Year’s gift.

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Jackfruit – the largest edible fruit

The jackfruit (Artocarpus heterophyllus), also known as jack tree, jakfruit, or sometimes simply jack) is a species of tree in the Artocarpus genus of the mulberry family (Moraceae) and a relative to the breadfruit.

jackfruit penis

It is native to parts of South and Southeast Asia, and is believed to have originated in the southwestern rain forests of India.

jackfruit penis

jackfruit tree

A jackfruit is a huge, spined, oval fruit that is believed to have been first cultivated in Indian rainforests. It’s mostly grown in tropical climates, and is the largest fruit in the world, weighing up to 80 pounds (about 36 kg) with a length of up to 3 feet (0.91 m).

jackfruit size

Though it has a notoriously bad smell when ripening, the flesh and the seeds of the fruit are edible. Since it’s an acquired taste, the fruit isn’t much of a cash crop, but some people do like to serve it in desserts and curries. It’s also the national fruit of Bangladesh.

The exterior of the fruit is not edible, but the flesh and seeds are commonly eaten. When outside has turned from green to yellow, it is ready to be picked.

jackfruit inside

Jackfruit tends to be an acquired taste and frequently does not appeal to those unfamiliar with it. The ripening fruits have an odor that has been compared to the smell of rotting onions. This often discourages people from trying the interior.

jackfruit yellow flesh and seeds

Each fruit contains numerous sweet, banana-like bulbs that many people find delicious. One variety has a crunchy, rather than mushy, texture and is generally preferred. The seeds can be roasted and are compared to chestnuts in flavor. Cutting and preparing the flesh is tricky, because the fruit is very sticky and can actually be used as glue.

Jackfruit’s popularity varies in different countries, but in most places, the fruit is either cooked with rice or eaten raw. Many people don’t wait for the fruit to ripen but prepare it when it is still relatively small, unripe, and crunchy. In India, it’s eaten raw or used in curries, soups, and stews. It is also used in various deserts and is a common ingredient in fruit salads.

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Breadfruit penis

Breadfruit (Artocarpus altilis) is a species of flowering tree in the mulberry family, Moraceae, growing throughout Southeast Asia, South India and most Pacific Ocean islands. It is also grown in the Leeward Islands and Windward Islands of the Caribbean and in Africa. Its name is derived from the texture of the cooked moderately ripe fruit, which has a potato-like flavor, similar to freshly baked bread.

breadfruit penis

Breadfruit trees grow to a height of 25 m (82 ft). The large and thick leaves are deeply cut into pinnate lobes. All parts of the tree yield latex, a milky juice. Breadfruit is one of the highest-yielding food plants, with a single tree producing up to 200 or more grapefruit-sized fruits per season. In the South Pacific, the trees yield 50 to 150 fruits per year. In southern India, normal production is 150 to 200 fruits annually.

breadfruit penis

breadfruit tree

Breadfruit is a staple food in many tropical regions. The trees were propagated far outside their native range by Polynesian voyagers who transported root cuttings and air-layered plants over long ocean distances. Breadfruit are very rich in starch, and before being eaten, they are roasted, baked, fried or boiled. When cooked, the taste of moderately ripe breadfruit is described as potato-like, or similar to freshly baked bread. Very ripe breadfruit becomes sweet, as the starch converts to sugar.

breadfruit penis

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Watermelon boobs

erotic melon

watermelon sexy boobs

Erotic melons

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Love Valley in Turkey’s Cappadocia region

Love Valley near Goreme, Turkey is famous for its bizarre ‘fairy chimney’ rocks cut naturally by the wind and rain. Göreme located among the “fairy chimney” rock formations, is a town in Cappadocia, a historical region of Turkey. It is in the Nevşehir Province in Central Anatolia and has a population of around 2,500 people.

Love Valley in Turkey's Cappadocia region

Love Valley in Turkey's Cappadocia region

Although the rocks may make people smirk, they are simply the result of ancient volcanic eruptions, approximately 9 to 3 million years ago during the late Miocene to Pliocene epochs, which covered the region with thick ash that solidified into soft rock many metres thick.

Erosion from the wind and water left only its harder elements behind, forming an unusual landscape of cones, pillars, pinnacles, mushrooms, and ‘fairy tale chimneys’, some of which are up to 130 feet (40 metres) high.

Love Valley in Turkey

Love Valley in Turkey's Cappadocia

The huge phallic formations may look like a homage to male fertility, but they have been naturally formed by erosion of the volcanic rock.

Love Valley

Love Valley in Turkey's Cappadocia region

The famous region of Cappadocia has seen an influx of tourists travelling by hot air balloon to check out the phallic-shaped pillars, which have been dubbed by some travellers, the ‘c*ck rocks’.
Every morning before sunrise, hundreds of hot air balloons rise into the air above Cappadocia, each holding around a dozen passengers for dawn-time hot air balloon travel, floating above and around the beautiful rock formations that has also jokingly been referred to as ‘willy valley’.

Love Valley in Turkey's Cappadocia region

Love Valley in Turkey's Cappadocia region

Love Valley in Turkey's Cappadocia region

Cappadocia, or ‘Kapadokya’ in Turkish, translates as ‘land of the beautiful horses’ and tourists often catch a glimpse of long-maned horses galloping through the formations.

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Phacellophora camtschatica – egg yolk jellyfish

Fried Egg Jellyfish (Phacellophora camtschatica) – this jellyfish is also known as Egg yolk jelly.

Phacellophora camtschatica - egg yolk jelly

This jellyfish looks like a fried egg as seen from above. This cool-water species can be found in many parts of the world’s oceans. The diet of Fried egg jellyfish is a small fish and small crabs.

Phacellophora camtschatica - egg yolk jellyfish

Fried egg jellyfish the size is about 60 cm (24 inches) in diameter. The tentacles can be up to 6 m (20 ft) long. The color of a fried egg jellyfish is a yellow spot in the big bell-like shape.

Spends much the time motionless or slowly pulsing the bell while drifting with tentacles extended 10-20 feet or more. Feeds on gelatinous zooplankton, especially other medusae.

The colored portion of the body under the transparent swimming bell consists of the gonads, stomach and the oral arms surrounding the mouth. Reproduction is complicated, involving egg and sperm production by the swimming adult or medusa resulting in a planulae larva that seeks a sheltered home. After attachment it grows for a while forming a polyp which then buds off small medusa. In the laboratory it took about 9 months for an ephyra to grow into a mature medusa.

The tentacles, which hang down some 10 to 20 ft, contain stinging cells (nematocysts). They use the stinging cells to capture prey such as shrimp and fish (Lion’s mane) or other medusa (Fried egg jelly). While the Fried egg jelly’s sting is described as a mild, the Lion’s mane sting can be quite painful.

A smaller jellyfish, Cotylorhiza tuberculata, typically found in warmer water, particularly in the Mediterranean Sea, is also popularly called a fried egg jellyfish.

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Mediterranean “fried egg” jellyfish

Cotylorhiza tuberculata is a species of jellyfish, also known as the Mediterranean jelly or fried egg jellyfish. It is commonly found in the Mediterranean Sea, Aegean Sea and Adriatic Sea.

cotylorhiza tuberculata

C. tuberculata is usually less than 17 cm wide. The smooth, elevated dome is surrounded by a gutter-like ring. The marginal lappets are elongated and subrectangular. Each mouth-arm bifurcates near its base and branches several times. In addition to some larger appendages there are many short, club-shaped ones that bear disk-like ends.

The unusual looking Mediterranean jelly, also known as the “fried egg” jelly, has a smooth, elevated bell surrounded by a ring. It has numerous short, clublike appendages that expand and flatten at the ends, in addition to some longer ones. The clustered appendages contain mouth-arm openings that are colored deep purple.

This jelly only lives for about half a year, from summer to winter. Researchers think this short life span is the result of adapting to a highly seasonal environment where the water temperature varies greatly.

Photographer Barry Bland came across one of the free-swimming marine animal – and was thrilled to find that it looked just like a fried egg.

fried egg yellow jellyfish

The jellyfish lives in warmer waters as it needs a lot of sunlight to survive. With bright blue balls of colour speckling its umbrella-shaped bell, the eye-catching sea creature alternated between resembling a decorative lamp and a welcome addition to a fry-up.

fried egg yellow jellyfish

fried egg yellow jellyfish

The Mediterranean Sea is one of the more common areas they’re found, as well as the Aegean and Adriatic seas, given their need for a large concentration of sunlight to survive.

And while they’re stunning to look at, they’re also considerably safer to be around than their counterparts, as their sting has very little or no effect on humans.

fried egg yellow jellyfish

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Phacellophora camtschatica – cool-water fried egg (egg yolk) jellyfish

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