Erotic potato

Potato dicks – no mashed potato tonight, please!
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from http://urlybits.com/2012/05/potato-or-meat-and-two-veg/


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from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/04/accidentally-pornographic-food/

Potato porn
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Penis potato on ebay
penis potato on ebay
from http://home.comcast.net/~nss_rba/ebay_found_photos.htm


Breast potato from the Farndon Fields Farm Shop near Market Harborough, Leicestershire, UK.
breast potato
Farmer says the potato is one of the strangest he has seen in 30 years.

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Many faces of fruits

Funny apple face
apple funny face


Many faces of vegs

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Penis-shaped giant passion fruit mutant

A vine producing penis-shaped passion fruit has been discovered by a gardener in the Brazilian city of San Jose de Ribamar, in the country’s north. The shape was most likely caused by a mutation with either the pollen or from a beetle.

penis-shaped giant passion fruit
Brazilian gardener Maria Rodrigues de Aguiar Farias, 53, is from San Jose de Ribamar, Brazilia.

penis-shaped giant passion fruit

The largest fruit in its genus, the giant granadilla, Passiflora quadrangularis L. (syn. P. macrocarpa M.T. Mast.), is often called merely granadilla, or parcha, Spanish names loosely applied to various related species; or it may be distinguished as granadilla real, grandadilla grande, parcha granadina or parcha de Guinea.

penis-shaped giant passion fruit

The giant granadilla is generally agreed to be a native of tropical America, though the actual place of origin is unknown. It was growing in Barbados in 1750 and is present in several other Caribbean Islands and in Bermuda. It is commonly cultivated, and sometimes an escape from cultivation or truly wild, from Mexico to Brazil and Peru.

penis-shaped giant passion fruit

The pleasantly aromatic, melon-like fruit is oblong-ovoid, 12-15 cm wide, and 10-30 cm long; may be faintly ribbed or longitudinally 3-lobed; has a thin, delicate skin, greenish-white to pale- or deep-yellow, often blushed with pink.

size of giant passion fruit
size of giant passion fruit
from http://stevenfoster.com/photography/imageviewsp/passiflora/quadrangularis/pq2-052910/content/Passiflora_quad_5103419_large.html

Normally round, the fruit is native to South America and its tart pulp can be found flavoring everything from sweet desserts to caipirinhas, the Brazilian national cocktail.

passionfruit granadilla

The flesh of the ripe fruit, with the inner skin removed, is cut up and added to papaya, pineapple and banana slices in fruit salads, seasoned with lemon or lime juice. It is cooked with sugar and eaten as dessert, or is canned in sirup; sometimes candied; but it is so bland that it needs added flavoring. In Indonesia, the flesh and arils are eaten together with sugar and shaved ice. Australians add a little orange juice and usually serve the dish with cream. They also use the stewed flesh and raw arils together as pie filling. The whole arils can be eaten raw without removing the seeds.

Jelly can be made from the unpeeled flesh boiled for 2 hours and the pulp simmered separately. The juice strained from both is combined and, with added sugar and lemon juice, is boiled until it jells.

The pulp (arils) yields a most agreeable juice for cold drinks. It is bottled in Indonesia and served in restaurants. Wine is made in Australia by mashing several of the whole ripe fruits, adding sugar and warm water and allowing the mix to ferment for 3 weeks, adding 2 pints of brandy, and letting stand for 9 to 12 months.

The young, unripe fruit may be steamed or boiled and served as a vegetable, or may be cut up, breaded and cooked in butter with milk, pepper and nutmeg. In Java ripe fruits are scarce because of squirrels and other predators.

The root of old vines is baked and eaten in Jamaica as a substitute for yam.

The leaves, skin and immature seeds contain a cyanogenic glycoside. The pulp contains passiflorine and, if indulged in excessively, causes lethargy and somnolence. The raw root is said to be emetic, narcotic and poisonous.

The fruit is valued in the tropics as antiscorbutic and stomachic. In Brazil, the flesh is prescribed as a sedative to relieve nervous headache, asthma, diarrhea, dysentery, neurasthenia and insomnia. The seeds contain a cardiotonic principle, are sedative, and, in large doses, narcotic. The leaf decoction is a vermifuge and is used for bathing skin afflictions. Leaf poultices are applied in liver complaints. The root is employed as an emetic, diuretic and vermifuge. Powdered and mixed with oil, it is applied as a soothing poultice.

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Sweet sweet potato

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Sexy white asparagus

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Erotic kiwi

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Not exactly sexy but definitely unusual

Unusually shaped vegetables – not always sexy or erotic but still created with a smile on a creator’s face
foot shape vegetable


Carrot foot
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Five-fingered carrot
carrot hand

foot carrot
from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2716133/How-French-teach-love-ugly-fruit-veg-It-doesn-t-beautiful-taste-nice-good.html

carrot hand

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Parsnip not only with a face but with it’s own character. Do you agree?
parsnip with face


Duck-shaped cucumber found in Skegness, Lincolnshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
duck shaped cucumber

Another duck-shaped veg – marrow
duck-shaped marrow
Would it be a meat or vegetable course?
from http://believe-or-not.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/gardener-grows-looks-like-duck.html


Dorothea Clinton, 73, was left stunned when she unearthed the unusual crop from the allotment near her home in Peaton, Shropshire.
She adds: ‘Everybody loves it, it’s become a bit of a local celebrity now. To me it isn’t really a potato, it is a duck, I think it’s absolutely wonderful.
duck-shaped potato
‘It made me smile, so hopefully it will make others, too.’
duck-shaped potato


A devilish tomato with horns, grown by a Bury pensioner, in Lancashire
devilish tomato

and tomato shaped like a rabbit, grown by David and Audrey Maber in Gosport, Hampshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
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animal tomato


Teddy bear potato
teddy bear potato
and a heart shaped potato found in a sack of potatoes, discovered by staff at K’s cafe in Wales (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)


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Erotic pumpkins

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from http://www.flickr.com/photos/41838724@N02/3982095595/in/pool-63196485@N00/

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Sexy sweet chestnut

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from http://www.flickr.com/photos/52297601@N07/5411565242/in/pool-63196485@N00/


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Sweetcorn – porn

Sweetcorn-porn or cornography – how sweet these corns are…

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from http://www.flickr.com/photos/92857890@N00/1721270966/in/pool-33649310@N00/

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