Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku aka Breast cactus

The Japanese cultivar Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku’ is a strange monstrous form and a very rare and priced collector item. Its vernacular English names “Breast Cactus” or “Titty Cactus” comes from the particular shape of the tubercled ribs that resemble women breasts.

Breast cactus

Breast cactus

This plant – apart from the breasts – is similar in all other features to the common “Blue Candle” and can grow up to 4.5 m tall, with the crown reaching up to 5 m in width.
Stems: Glaucous (blue grey) Up to 3 -10 cm thick. They have 5-8 strange chinned ribs, shaped like a woman’s breast that are approximately 2.5 cm in depth with areoles about 3-5 cm apart. Each monstrous ribs is bordered with irregularly pleaded longitudinal groves .

Breast cactus

Breast cactus

Breast cactus

Spines: Each areole has approx to 4 small black spines, that are usually only a few mm long. But plants grown in full sun may have longer on stouter spines up to 2 cm long thought not awful.

Breast cactus

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku aka Breast cactus
from http://www.cactuspedia.info/schede/MYRTILLOCACTUS/Myrtillocactus_geometrizans/Myrtillocactus_geometrizans_Fukurokuryuzinboku/Myrtillocactus_geometrizans_Fukurokuryuzinboku.htm


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The Trichocereus bridgesii mostruosa inermis aka penis cactus

The Penis Plant, also known as the Penis Cactus, is a monstrose form of Echinopsis lageniformis (The Trichocereus bridgesii mostruosa inermis). The German name for this cultivar, Frauenglück, is more euphemistic than its English equivalent; it translates as “Women’s joy“.

 

penis cactus

Contrary to the typical columnar habit of the species, this cultivar displays short stem sections that branch avidly, forming a low spiny bush. The upper part of each stem segment is smooth and spineless. The lower part is spiny and shows a tendency to form ribs. The plant is of light green color.

penis cactus
penis cactus

The stem are composed by short upright sections that branches avidly up to 10-20 (to 35) cm tall by 5 cm in diameter, light glaucous green variegated in creamy-yellow, with only a few areoles and spines in the basal portion. The upper part of the stem is cylindrical, smooth without areoles and resemble a penis. The lower part is spiny and shows a tendency to form ribs.
Spines: Honey-coloured to brown, located on the few basal nodes in groups of up to 4. They can grow up to 4–7 cm long.
Trichocereus bridgesii forma mostruosa (inermis) from http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/P1KiZQ0Bh8pfFcktDlBLkg

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Penis – cactus by photographer freejay3 (www.flickr.com/photos/freejay3/)

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Sexy cockius cactius by Jam E (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamblam/840030920/in/pool-380643@N20/)
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And now look at a Breast cactus

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