Not exactly sexy but definitely unusual

Unusually shaped vegetables – not always sexy or erotic but still created with a smile on a creator’s face
foot shape vegetable


Carrot foot
carrot foot

Five-fingered carrot
carrot hand

foot carrot
from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2716133/How-French-teach-love-ugly-fruit-veg-It-doesn-t-beautiful-taste-nice-good.html

carrot hand


Parsnip not only with a face but with it’s own character. Do you agree?
parsnip with face


Duck-shaped cucumber found in Skegness, Lincolnshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
duck shaped cucumber

Another duck-shaped veg – marrow
duck-shaped marrow
Would it be a meat or vegetable course?
from http://believe-or-not.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/gardener-grows-looks-like-duck.html


Dorothea Clinton, 73, was left stunned when she unearthed the unusual crop from the allotment near her home in Peaton, Shropshire.
She adds: ‘Everybody loves it, it’s become a bit of a local celebrity now. To me it isn’t really a potato, it is a duck, I think it’s absolutely wonderful.
duck-shaped potato
‘It made me smile, so hopefully it will make others, too.’
duck-shaped potato


A devilish tomato with horns, grown by a Bury pensioner, in Lancashire
devilish tomato

and tomato shaped like a rabbit, grown by David and Audrey Maber in Gosport, Hampshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
tomato shaped like a rabbit

animal tomato


Teddy bear potato
teddy bear potato
and a heart shaped potato found in a sack of potatoes, discovered by staff at K’s cafe in Wales (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)


confident parsnip

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Erotic vegetables


Erotic parsnip

erotic parsnip

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/02/top-15-unintentionally-pornographic-fruits-and-veggies/

erotic vegs


- Let’s do it!

- No, no, no…

let's do this

and again


from http://clivewhite.co.uk/?p=28407

and again


veggi porn


Vegetable anal sex?

vegetable anal sex


Vegetable Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve
from http://spectrumwoman.com/category/eat-me-now/


See also
Erotic horseradish
Erotic potato

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