The Trichocereus bridgesii mostruosa inermis aka penis cactus

The Penis Plant, also known as the Penis Cactus, is a monstrose form of Echinopsis lageniformis (The Trichocereus bridgesii mostruosa inermis). The German name for this cultivar, Frauenglück, is more euphemistic than its English equivalent; it translates as “Women’s joy“.

 

penis cactus

Contrary to the typical columnar habit of the species, this cultivar displays short stem sections that branch avidly, forming a low spiny bush. The upper part of each stem segment is smooth and spineless. The lower part is spiny and shows a tendency to form ribs. The plant is of light green color.

penis cactus
penis cactus
The stem are composed by short upright sections that branches avidly up to 10-20 (to 35) cm tall by 5 cm in diameter, light glaucous green variegated in creamy-yellow, with only a few areoles and spines in the basal portion. The upper part of the stem is cylindrical, smooth without areoles and resemble a penis. The lower part is spiny and shows a tendency to form ribs.
Spines: Honey-coloured to brown, located on the few basal nodes in groups of up to 4. They can grow up to 4–7 cm long.
Trichocereus bridgesii forma mostruosa (inermis) from http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/P1KiZQ0Bh8pfFcktDlBLkg

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penis cactus

 

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Tree cock

tree cock

Burleigh Heads, City of Gold Coast, QLD, Australia

from http://www.flickr.com/photos/m-ilyewren/2166221956/in/pool-63196485@N00/

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The most famous penis rock and vagina rock in the world

The Grandmother Rock (Hin Yai) and Grandfather Rock (Hin Ta) on Koh Samui island in Thailand are, propably, the most famous penis rock and vagina rock in the world. Many couples go on honeymoon here — there is a reason why…

most famous penis rock

The waves crash against the rock and the white foam from the ocean water collects in the crevice. But what we see is different… or not?

Every year, hoards of gleeful tourists head down to Lamai, off the beach road, to have their photos taken with these rock formations.

Two rocks which look like genitals, located just few meters away from each other:

grandfather rock
Grandfather rock on Koh Samui, from http://www.imagesoftheworld.org/thailand/hinta/

grandmother rock
Grandmother rock on Koh Samui, from http://www.imagesoftheworld.org/thailand/hinta/

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Erotic stones and rocks – cock rocks

A very erotic stone – Grandfather rock

erotic stone


Quebrada de Cafayate, Salta Province (Argentina) by photographer ladigue_99 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/ladigue_99/)

 

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The penis rock at Kodachrome Basin State Park in Utah

penis rock in Utah

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Photographer – littlemoresunshine (http://www.flickr.com/photos/littlemoresunshine/).

More pictures from the National Park in Utah
penis shape rock Utah


dick rock

(c) jrgumont (http://www.flickr.com/photos/31544982@N07/)


dick rock

(c) myrique baumier


Any shape, any size…

erotic stone

from http://www.flickr.com/photos/lenelenka/5605168485/sizes/o/in/pool-63196485@N00/


Cock Rock in Carefree, Arizona

cock rock in Arizona

from http://thejetpacker.com/nature-porn-20-famous-penis-rocks-vagina-caves-and-breast-mountains/


Phallic Rock in Molokai, Hawaii. According to a legend a woman who spends the night with this rock will become pregnant.

from http://thejetpacker.com/nature-porn-20-famous-penis-rocks-vagina-caves-and-breast-mountains/


These circumcised bad boys are located in the appropriately named Love Valley in Cappadocia, Turkey.

penis pillars

penis rock in Turkey


Guangdong, China, where the Danxia Mountain is yet another place where you can find rock formations in the shape of male genitalia – Elder Peak

penis rock


And not only stone cocks

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