Magnolia tree seed pods

Magnolia is an ancient genus named after French botanist Pierre Magnol.
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Magnolia seeds
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Antirrhinum snapdragons

Antirrhinum is a genus of plants commonly known as snapdragons or dragon flowers, from the flowers’ fancied resemblance to the face of a dragon that opens and closes its mouth when laterally squeezed. They are native to rocky areas of Europe, the United States, and North Africa.

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Antirrhinum snapdragons penis

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Halomonas titanicae – bacteria from The Titanic

Halomonas titanicae is a species of bacteria which was found on rusticles in the wreck of the RMS Titanic, at the bottom of the sea. Dr Henrietta Mann discovered the bacteria when analysing rusticle samples taken from the Titanic in 1991.

penis-shaped titanic bacterial
© Antonio Ventosa (University of Sevilla, Spain)
The image is from an Environmental Scanning Electron Microgrpah (ESEM) and shows a stacked mineralized individual bacterium in the form of a stalagmite shape occurring inside a rusticle.
Source – http://news.mongabay.com/2011/0523-hance_top10.html

 

The bacterium, named Halomonas titanicae, sticks to steel surfaces, corroding them.

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The bacteria has been listed as potentially dangerous to oil rigs and man-made objects in the deep sea, although an advantage to Halomonas titanicae’s discovery is that old ships that litter the sea floor will be recycled by this bacterium.

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Amaranthus dick

Amaranthus, collectively known as amaranth, is a cosmopolitan genus of annual or short-lived perennial plants.

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Known to the Aztecs as huauhtli, it is thought to have represented up to 80% of their caloric consumption before the conquest. Another important use of amaranth throughout Mesoamerica was to prepare ritual drinks and foods.

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Because of its importance as a symbol of indigenous culture, its gluten-free palatability, ease of cooking, and a protein that is particularly well-suited to human nutritional needs, interest in grain amaranth revived in the 1970s. It was recovered in Mexico from wild varieties and is now commercially cultivated. It is a popular snack sold in Mexico, sometimes mixed with chocolate or puffed rice, and its use has spread to Europe and parts of North America.

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Although several species are often considered weeds, people around the world value amaranths as leaf vegetables, cereals, and ornamental plants. The root of mature amaranth is a popular vegetable. It is white and cooked with tomatoes or tamarind gravy. It has a milky taste and is alkaline. In China, the leaves and stems are used as a stir-fry vegetable, or in soups. A traditional food plant in Africa, amaranth has the potential to improve nutrition.

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amananthus penis-shaped flower

Amaranth greens are a common leaf vegetable throughout the tropics and in many warm temperate regions. Amaranth seeds contain lysine, an essential amino acid, limited in other grains or plant sources. Amaranth may be a promising source of protein to those who are gluten sensitive, because unlike the protein found in grains such as wheat and rye, its protein does not contain gluten.

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The Proboscis monkey of Borneo

The proboscis monkey (Nasalis larvatus) or long-nosed monkey is a reddish-brown arboreal Old World monkey that is endemic to the south-east Asian island of Borneo.

This species of monkey is easily identifiable because of its unusually large nose.
Actually, proboscis monkeys have the longest noses of all primates. Although females already have a very large nose for a primate, the nose of males is so long it often hangs over their mouth, exceeding 10cm in length. In elderly animals, it can reach 17.5cm (a quarter of the body length). Although its function is not known for sure, it is likely to be a visual signal used in mate choice. The male vocalises through the nose with a kee honk sound.

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With their large pendulous nose, giant bellies, and permanent erect penis, the proboscis monkey has one of the most unusual appearances of all primates.

Proboscis monkey with enormously large nose

Proboscis monkeys feed on leaves, seeds, fruits, flowers and a very small proportion of animal prey.

Proboscis monkeys eat fruits and leaves, and in one area regurgitate and chew that cud again.

from http://www.livescience.com/13472-proboscis-monkey-eats-regurgitation.html

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The monkey also goes by the Malay name monyet belanda (“Dutch monkey”), or even orang belanda (“Dutchman”), as Indonesians remarked that the Dutch colonisers often had similarly large bellies and noses.

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Proboscis monkeys can only be found in Borneo and inhabit mangrove, peat swamp, and riverine forests. Although they are mostly arboreal (tree-living), proboscis monkeys are good swimmers and have the most aquatic lifestyle among primates. They usually live in a harem which comprises one adult male and one to eight females and their offspring. The males are much larger, weigh more than twice as much as females, and have an erect penis almost permanently.

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Another striking characteristic of Proboscis monkeys are their large pot bellies, making them look permanently pregnant. Their bellies are so enourmous because of a very special digestive system which consists of cellulose digesting bacteria, enabling them to eat leaves and unripe fruit. Their stomach is so large, its contents can make up to one quarter of their body weight.

proboscis monkey in tree
from http://animals.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/mammals/proboscis-monkey/

Proboscis monkeys generally live in groups composed of one adult male, some adult females and their offspring. All-male groups may also exist. Some individuals are solitary, mostly males.

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Proboscis monkey with kid

The only fruit proboscis monkeys will eat is unripe fruit. The sugars in ripe fruits can ferment in their stomachs and cause fatal bloating.

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How to eat the Giant Penis Clam (aka Geoduck)

Geoduck is a prized Pacific Northwest seafood. The large, meaty siphon is prized for its savory flavor and crunchy texture. Geoduck is regarded by some as an aphrodisiac because of its phallic shape.
These clams were not fished commercially until the 1970s, but in recent decades a huge demand from Asian markets has developed, and the clams are now farmed as well as being harvested in the wild.
It is very popular in China, where it is considered a delicacy, mostly eaten cooked in a fondue-style Chinese hot pot. In Korean cuisine, geoducks are eaten raw with spicy chili sauce, sautéed, or in soups and stews. In Japan, geoduck is prepared as raw sashimi, dipped in soy sauce and wasabi. On Japanese menus in cheaper sushi restaurants, geoduck is sometimes substituted for Tresus keenae and labeled mirugai or mirukuigai.
how to cook geoduck

The flesh of geoduck tastes like a cross between your average fan-shape shelled clam – say, a Littleneck – and the sweetest scallop you’ve ever tasted, with texture ranging from a cross between firm jello and oyster on the shell end becoming progressively firmer toward the *ahem* protruding end, otherwise known as its siphon or neck, to where it’s downright crunchy at the tip.
Geoduck with a short neck
how to cook geoduck
and with a long one
how to cook geoduck

Before you get started have a pot of hot tap water or boiled water ready. Then cut through the tough ligament thingies attaching the clam to the shell on both sides

how to cook geoduck

and pry the shells apart
how to cook geoduck

At this point, give the geoduck a good and thorough rinse in cold water. If it smells like anything but fresh ocean water, it’s probably not so fresh.
When you pull the body of the clam away from the shell, you’re going to find this thing that looks like bwalls, and well, it is a gonad, so it’s basically bwalls. People tend to discard this part, but it tastes sweetly of the ocean and makes a wonderful stock for seafood based soups and stews.
how to cook geoduck

Once the gonad is removed, you have the mantle (the fleshy part that was covered by the shell) and the siphon (the fleshy part outside the shell), and it is all covered by an outer rubbery *sheath* called a periostracum. To remove that sheath, dunk the clam in that hot water for 15 to 20 seconds. Doing this will not only facilitate the removal, but it’ll firm up the flesh and make it easier to slice.
how to cook geoduck

In the front, the siphon, in the back the mantle, both completely edible.
how to cook geoduck

Wash away any sand or dirt that’s accumulated in siphon and mantle.

You can serve them with choh gochoojahng (Korean style), wasabi and shoyu (Japanese style), and paper thin slices of lemon.

how to cook geoduck

Or you can use the siphon pieces to make geoduck sushi (Mirugai (MEErooguy) is the Japanese word for geoduck).

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Sexy squash

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Nice coat, doggie

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Cashew penis – brings a whole new meaning to nuts

The “cut” anatomy of the common cashew
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Hard stone’s sex

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