Cashew penis – brings a whole new meaning to nuts
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The “cut” anatomy of the common cashew
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/somedaydriver/2245609084/
A cashew shaped like a penis on ebay
from http://home.comcast.net/~nss_rba/ebay_found_photos.htm
from http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80967049/
Erotic potato
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Potato dicks – no mashed potato tonight, please!
from http://urlybits.com/2012/05/potato-or-meat-and-two-veg/
from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/04/accidentally-pornographic-food/
Penis potato on ebay
from http://home.comcast.net/~nss_rba/ebay_found_photos.htm
Erotic female potato
Tags: Fruits and Vegs, penis, potato
Penis Snake – neither penis nor snake
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A group of engineers building a dam in the Madeira River in Brazil’s northern state of Rondonia discovered an Atretochoana eiseltiis, better known as a caecilian, which some people might know as a limbless amphibian, but the creature pictured above is a penis snake.
Six of the eyeless creatures – a family of “blind snake” – were found at the time.
Despite looking like snakes, they aren’t reptiles and are more closely related to salamanders and frogs. We think the animal breathes through its skin, and probably feeds on small fish and worms, but there is still nothing proven.The Amazon is a box of surprises when it comes to reptiles and amphibians. There are still much more to be discovered.
Very little is known about their diet, but they are described as having strong skulls and pointed snouts for burrowing. They have strong muscles adapted to pushing through the ground. Their skeleton and deep muscles act as pistons inside the skin, allowing the animal to anchor its rear end in position and force its head downwards and then pull the rest of the body after in waves. They swim like eel in water.
Informally, the new Amazon River dweller is being called a “floppy snake,” but media outlets are having a little fun coming up with names like penis snake and man-aconda.
from http://www.inquisitr.com/292028/penis-snake-discovered-in-brazil/
Sexy white asparagus
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Sexy white asparagus tip
Ready for a mouth job
Tags: asparagus, penis, Vegetables
The tasmanian echidna’s four-headed penis
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Echidnas, sometimes known as spiny anteaters, belong to the family Tachyglossidae. Echidnas are monotremes (mammals that lay eggs).
Echidnas are 30 cm to 45 cm in length and weigh between 2 kg and 5 kg with Tasmanian animals being larger than their Australian mainland counterparts.
The body, with the exception of the underside, face and legs, is covered with cream coloured spines. These spines, which reach 50 mm in length, are in fact modified hairs. Insulation is provided by fur between the spines which ranges in colour from honey to a dark reddish-brown and even black. The fur of the Tasmanian subspecies is thicker and longer than that of echidnas in warmer mainland areas and therefore often conceals the spines.
Echidnas have no teeth. It crushes its insect food between horny plates on its tongue and the roof of its mouth. Their tongue is very long and sticky and is perfect for catching the hundreds of termites and ants that make up their staple diet.
The echidna appears on the reverse of the Australian 5-cent coin.
picture from http://www.flickr.com/photos/bushheritageaustralia/5636930602/lightbox/
The Tasmanian Echidna has one of the world’s strangest penises – it has four heads. The reason for this is still a mystery.
During mating, the heads on one side “shut down” and do not grow in size; the other two are used to release semen into the female’s two-branched reproductive tract. The heads used are swapped each time the mammal copulates. When not in use, the penis is retracted inside a preputial sac in the cloaca. The male echidna’s penis is 7 centimeters long when erect, and its shaft is covered with penile spines.
Two weeks after mating, a single fertilized egg is implanted in a rear-facing pouch that has developed on the female, where it is held for ten days before hatching. The young echidna, called a puggle, is then held in the pouch for two to three months before being expelled.
Puggles will stay within their mother’s den for up to a year before leaving.
Sausage Tree – how to grow penises
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Kigelia (Sausage Tree) is a genus of flowering plants in the family Bignoniaceae.
The genus comprises only one species, Kigelia africana, which occurs throughout tropical Africa from Eritrea and Chad south to northern South Africa, and west to Senegal and Namibia.
It is a tree growing up to 20 m tall. The bark is grey and smooth at first, peeling on older trees. It can be as thick as 6 mm on a 15-cm branch.
The tree is evergreen where rainfall occurs throughout the year, but deciduous where there is a long dry season. The leaves are opposite or in whorls of three, 30–50 cm long. The flowers (and later the fruit) hang down from branches on long flexible stems (2-6 metres long).
The penis-like fruit is a woody berry from 30–100 cm long and up to 18 cm broad; it weighs between 5–10 kg, and hang down on long, rope-like peduncles. The fruit pulp is fibrous and pulpy, and contains numerous seeds. It is eaten by several species of mammals, including Baboons, Bushpigs, Savannah Elephants, Giraffes, Hippopotami, monkeys, and porcupines.
The sausage tree has a long history of use by rural African communities, particularly for its medicinal properties. These properties are found in every part of the tree, including the fruit, the bark, the roots and the leaves. Most commonly, traditional healers have used the sausage tree to treat a wide range of skin ailments, from relatively mild complaints, such as fungal infections, boils, psoriasis and eczema, rheumatism, snakebites, evil spirits, through to the more serious diseases, like leprosy and syphilis. Several internal applications have also been employed, including treatment of dysentery, ringworm, tapeworm, post-partum haemorrhaging, malaria, diabetes, pneumonia and toothache. Perhaps not surprisingly (given the suggestive shape of its fruit), it is also used as an aphrodisiac.
Tags: penis, Plants, sausage tree, trees
Priapulida – penis worms
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Priapulida (priapulid worms or penis worms) is a phylum of marine worms. They are named for their extensible spiny proboscis, which, in some species, may have a shape like that of a human penis.
Penis worms live in the mud, which they eat, in comparatively shallow waters up to 90 metres. They feed on slow-moving invertebrates, such as polychaete worms.
Only sixteen extant species of priapulid worms are known.
Priapulids are cylindrical worm-like animals, ranging from 0.5 to 20 centimetres in length, with a median anterior mouth quite devoid of any armature or tentacles. The body is divided into a main trunk or abdomen and a somewhat swollen proboscis region ornamented with longitudinal ridges.
The priapulids are gonochoristic, having two separate sexes (i.e. male and female).
Tags: Animals, penis, penis worm
The Trichocereus bridgesii mostruosa inermis aka penis cactus
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The Penis Plant, also known as the Penis Cactus, is a monstrose form of Echinopsis lageniformis (The Trichocereus bridgesii mostruosa inermis). The German name for this cultivar, Frauenglück, is more euphemistic than its English equivalent; it translates as “Women’s joy“.
Contrary to the typical columnar habit of the species, this cultivar displays short stem sections that branch avidly, forming a low spiny bush. The upper part of each stem segment is smooth and spineless. The lower part is spiny and shows a tendency to form ribs. The plant is of light green color.
The stem are composed by short upright sections that branches avidly up to 10-20 (to 35) cm tall by 5 cm in diameter, light glaucous green variegated in creamy-yellow, with only a few areoles and spines in the basal portion. The upper part of the stem is cylindrical, smooth without areoles and resemble a penis. The lower part is spiny and shows a tendency to form ribs.
Spines: Honey-coloured to brown, located on the few basal nodes in groups of up to 4. They can grow up to 4–7 cm long.
Trichocere
Tree cock
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Burleigh Heads, City of Gold Coast, QLD, Australia
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/m-ilyewren/2166221956/in/pool-63196485@N00/
Palm tree detail
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/87791108@N00/504258868/sizes/z/in/pool-63196485@N00/
The most famous penis rock and vagina rock in the world
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The Grandmother Rock (Hin Yai) and Grandfather Rock (Hin Ta) on Koh Samui island in Thailand are, propably, the most famous penis rock and vagina rock in the world. Many couples go on honeymoon here — there is a reason why…
The waves crash against the rock and the white foam from the ocean water collects in the crevice. But what we see is different… or not?
Every year, hoards of gleeful tourists head down to Lamai, off the beach road, to have their photos taken with these rock formations.
Two rocks which look like genitals, located just few meters away from each other:
Grandfather rock on Koh Samui, from http://www.imagesoftheworld.org/thailand/hinta/
Grandmother rock on Koh Samui, from http://www.imagesoftheworld.org/thailand/hinta/
Tags: female nature, Landscapes, penis, rocks, stones
