The Trichocereus bridgesii mostruosa inermis aka penis cactus
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The Penis Plant, also known as the Penis Cactus, is a monstrose form of Echinopsis lageniformis (The Trichocereus bridgesii mostruosa inermis). The German name for this cultivar, Frauenglück, is more euphemistic than its English equivalent; it translates as “Women’s joy“.
Contrary to the typical columnar habit of the species, this cultivar displays short stem sections that branch avidly, forming a low spiny bush. The upper part of each stem segment is smooth and spineless. The lower part is spiny and shows a tendency to form ribs. The plant is of light green color.
The stem are composed by short upright sections that branches avidly up to 10-20 (to 35) cm tall by 5 cm in diameter, light glaucous green variegated in creamy-yellow, with only a few areoles and spines in the basal portion. The upper part of the stem is cylindrical, smooth without areoles and resemble a penis. The lower part is spiny and shows a tendency to form ribs.
Spines: Honey-coloured to brown, located on the few basal nodes in groups of up to 4. They can grow up to 4–7 cm long.
Trichocere
Tree cock
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Burleigh Heads, City of Gold Coast, QLD, Australia
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/m-ilyewren/2166221956/in/pool-63196485@N00/
Green grass penis?
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from http://www.flickr.com/photos/thomassch/4120870744/in/pool-63196485@N00/
Iriartea – the erotic “penis-root” palm
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Iriartea is a genus in the palm family Arecaceae, native to Central and South America. The best-known species is Iriartea deltoidea, which is found from Nicaragua south into Bolivia.
Stilt-rooted palm trees (Iriartea deltoidea). Photographed in the Rio Bigal Reserve, Amazon rainforest, Ecuador.
picture from http://www.sciencephoto.com/media/409119/enlarge
It is the most common tree in many forests in which it occurs.
These palms are canopy trees growing to 20–35 m tall. I. deltoidea is easily recognized by the prominent bulge in the center of its trunk, and the stilt roots, which form a dense cone up to 1 m in diameter at the base. The leaves are up to 5 m long, and pinnate. The numerous pinnae are fan-shaped, and held in various planes.
http://erotic-nature.com/plants/erotic-palm7.JPG
picture from http://www.flickr.com/photos/naomikv/3833644386/
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Sexy sweet chestnut
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Sexy chestnut
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/52297601@N07/5411565242/in/pool-63196485@N00/
end no so sexy
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/rimasson/4237601705/in/pool-63196485@N00/
Tags: chestnut, Fruits and Vegs, Plants
More penis-like flowers
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Is this a flower or something else?
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/tinica/galleries/72157622694905895/
Sexually Confused
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Sexually confused tree – male or female?
(from http://whennaturegoesbad.com/2010/03/trees-from-sweden/)
Loquat fruit boobs
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Not only nuts have nipples…
Loquat fruit (Eriobotrya japonica) – is a fruit from tree in the family Rosaceae, indigenous to southeastern China.
The loquat grows as an evergreen tree, reaching heights of growth of about 7 to 10 meters. The hairy leaves are simple. The leaf stalk is 6 to 10 mm is very short.
The pear-shaped plum or false fruits are about 5 cm long and have the thickest cm in diameter of about 4. Their thin, bright yellow skin is finely hairy and can be removed easily. The flesh of the loquat is yellow to orange depending on variety and firm or soft. It is juicy and refreshing and has a sweet and sour taste. Immature taste the fruit very acidic. Ripe fruit can be identified by small brown spots on the shell, they are not a sign of spoilage. In the fruit of the bent-back petals are clearly visible. The fruit usually contains two to ten hard, smooth seeds, from which we can very easily pull young plants. The fruits are with us regularly in April and May in markets and fruit shops.
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Shameless…
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Too wooden and too shameless… Or, maybe, too hot to be wooden?
(c) http://www.flickr.com/photos/kreestal/
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Male trees
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I have a wooden one
from http://whennaturegoesbad.com/2010/03/non-slip-handle/
Wrong size?
from http://duo.irational.org/international_tree_climbing_day/day2008/
A tree on viagra
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/38719203@N00/383929523/sizes/o/in/pool-50115260@N00/