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Pepper monster faces

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Tomato face
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Many faces of fruits

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Breast potato from the Farndon Fields Farm Shop near Market Harborough, Leicestershire, UK.
breast potato
Farmer says the potato is one of the strangest he has seen in 30 years.

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Not exactly sexy but definitely unusual

Unusually shaped vegetables – not always sexy or erotic but still created with a smile on a creator’s face
foot shape vegetable

Carrot foot
carrot foot

Five-fingered carrot
carrot hand

foot carrot

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Parsnip not only with a face but with it’s own character. Do you agree?
parsnip with face

Duck-shaped cucumber found in Skegness, Lincolnshire (from
duck shaped cucumber

Another duck-shaped veg – marrow
duck-shaped marrow
Would it be a meat or vegetable course?

Dorothea Clinton, 73, was left stunned when she unearthed the unusual crop from the allotment near her home in Peaton, Shropshire.
She adds: ‘Everybody loves it, it’s become a bit of a local celebrity now. To me it isn’t really a potato, it is a duck, I think it’s absolutely wonderful.
duck-shaped potato
‘It made me smile, so hopefully it will make others, too.’
duck-shaped potato

A devilish tomato with horns, grown by a Bury pensioner, in Lancashire
devilish tomato

and tomato shaped like a rabbit, grown by David and Audrey Maber in Gosport, Hampshire (from
tomato shaped like a rabbit

animal tomato

Teddy bear potato
teddy bear potato
and a heart shaped potato found in a sack of potatoes, discovered by staff at K’s cafe in Wales (from

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Erotic vegetables

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Vegetable anal sex?

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Vegetable Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve

See also
Erotic horseradish
Erotic potato

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