Many faces of vegs

Potato faces

funny potato face

potato face

potato smiling face

potato with long face

potato creature with face


Pepper monster faces

green troll pepper face

yellow pepper monster face

green pepper monster face

red scary pepper


Evil face parsnip

evil face parsnip


Tomato face
tomato face


Many faces of fruits

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Erotic potato

Potato dicks – no mashed potato tonight, please!
potato dick
from http://urlybits.com/2012/05/potato-or-meat-and-two-veg/


erotic vegs

potato dick

potato with long penis


erotic vegs

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/04/accidentally-pornographic-food/

Potato porn
potato porn

dick potato

potato dick


penis-shaped potato


Penis potato on ebay
penis potato on ebay
from http://home.comcast.net/~nss_rba/ebay_found_photos.htm


Breast potato from the Farndon Fields Farm Shop near Market Harborough, Leicestershire, UK.
breast potato
Farmer says the potato is one of the strangest he has seen in 30 years.

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Sweet sweet potato

Erotic female sweet potato
erotic potato porn

sweet potato vagina

vagina-shaped sweet rude potato

vagina sweet potato

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Not exactly sexy but definitely unusual

Unusually shaped vegetables – not always sexy or erotic but still created with a smile on a creator’s face
foot shape vegetable


Carrot foot
carrot foot

Five-fingered carrot
carrot hand

foot carrot
from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2716133/How-French-teach-love-ugly-fruit-veg-It-doesn-t-beautiful-taste-nice-good.html

carrot hand


Parsnip not only with a face but with it’s own character. Do you agree?
parsnip with face


Duck-shaped cucumber found in Skegness, Lincolnshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
duck shaped cucumber

Another duck-shaped veg – marrow
duck-shaped marrow
Would it be a meat or vegetable course?
from http://believe-or-not.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/gardener-grows-looks-like-duck.html


Dorothea Clinton, 73, was left stunned when she unearthed the unusual crop from the allotment near her home in Peaton, Shropshire.
She adds: ‘Everybody loves it, it’s become a bit of a local celebrity now. To me it isn’t really a potato, it is a duck, I think it’s absolutely wonderful.
duck-shaped potato
‘It made me smile, so hopefully it will make others, too.’
duck-shaped potato


A devilish tomato with horns, grown by a Bury pensioner, in Lancashire
devilish tomato

and tomato shaped like a rabbit, grown by David and Audrey Maber in Gosport, Hampshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
tomato shaped like a rabbit

animal tomato


Teddy bear potato
teddy bear potato
and a heart shaped potato found in a sack of potatoes, discovered by staff at K’s cafe in Wales (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)


confident parsnip

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Erotic vegetables


Erotic parsnip

erotic parsnip

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/02/top-15-unintentionally-pornographic-fruits-and-veggies/

erotic vegs


- Let’s do it!

- No, no, no…

let's do this

and again


from http://clivewhite.co.uk/?p=28407

and again


veggi porn


Vegetable anal sex?

vegetable anal sex


Vegetable Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve
from http://spectrumwoman.com/category/eat-me-now/


See also
Erotic horseradish
Erotic potato

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