Sexy squash

squash penis


long penis-shaped squash

erotic penis-shaped squash

erotic penis-shaped squash

baby squash

sexy vegetables


Squash bottoms

erotic penis-shaped squash

squash bottoms

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Erotic aubergines

The plant known in North America as the eggplant, Solanum melongena, is a species of flowering plant known in French and British English as the aubergine.
Aubergine is the British name given to this fruit, from the French aubergine, derived from Catalan albergínia; from Arabic al-bãdhinjãn and from Persian Bâdinjân.

The aubergine is called the eggplant in the United States, Australia, and Canada. This name developed from the fact that the fruits of some 18th-century European cultivars were yellow or white and resembled goose or hen’s eggs.

erotic aubergines

erotic aubergines

erotic aubergines


Male aubergines / eggplants

aubergine with penis

male aubergine

eggplant with penis

eggplant with penis

eggplant with penis

funny aubergine

eggplant with penis

aubergine with penis in black and white


“Dildo” eggplants
dildo eggplants


Aubergines not sexy but still funny – penguin aubergines

penguin aubergine

penguin aubergines

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Sexy white asparagus

Sexy white asparagus tip

sexy white asparagus

white asparagus tip

erotic white asparagus tip

white asparagus tip

Ready for a mouth job

erotic asparagus

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Not exactly sexy but definitely unusual

Unusually shaped vegetables – not always sexy or erotic but still created with a smile on a creator’s face
foot shape vegetable


Carrot foot
carrot foot

Five-fingered carrot
carrot hand

foot carrot
from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2716133/How-French-teach-love-ugly-fruit-veg-It-doesn-t-beautiful-taste-nice-good.html

carrot hand


Parsnip not only with a face but with it’s own character. Do you agree?
parsnip with face


Duck-shaped cucumber found in Skegness, Lincolnshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
duck shaped cucumber

Another duck-shaped veg – marrow
duck-shaped marrow
Would it be a meat or vegetable course?
from http://believe-or-not.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/gardener-grows-looks-like-duck.html


Dorothea Clinton, 73, was left stunned when she unearthed the unusual crop from the allotment near her home in Peaton, Shropshire.
She adds: ‘Everybody loves it, it’s become a bit of a local celebrity now. To me it isn’t really a potato, it is a duck, I think it’s absolutely wonderful.
duck-shaped potato
‘It made me smile, so hopefully it will make others, too.’
duck-shaped potato


A devilish tomato with horns, grown by a Bury pensioner, in Lancashire
devilish tomato

and tomato shaped like a rabbit, grown by David and Audrey Maber in Gosport, Hampshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
tomato shaped like a rabbit

animal tomato


Teddy bear potato
teddy bear potato
and a heart shaped potato found in a sack of potatoes, discovered by staff at K’s cafe in Wales (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)


confident parsnip

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Erotic pumpkins

Sexy pumpkin needs viagra

erotic pumpkin

from http://www.flickr.com/photos/41838724@N02/3982095595/in/pool-63196485@N00/

pumpkin bottom

pumpkin backside

erotic pumpkin

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Peter pepper – the most pornographic pepper

The Peter Pepper, Capsicum annuum var. annuum,”Peter pepper” (sometimes referred to as the Penis Pepper) is an heirloom Chili pepper that is best known for its unusual shape.

 

peter pepper

It occurs in red and yellow varieties. The pepper is considered very rare, and its origin is unknown.

 

Another name for Peter Pepper is “the Chilli Willy peppers”. Uniquely shaped chilies won a few accords including the right to be called “The Most Pornographic Pepper” by Organic Gardening Magazine.

peter pepper

The pepper is most commonly grown in Eastern Texas and Louisiana, although it is grown in Mexico, as well. It is adaptable to a variety of growing conditions. It is approximately 3 to 4 inches in length, and 1 to 1.5 inches wide when fully mature.

chilly willy pepper

peter pepper

The pepper have often been noted for its phallic appearance when fully grown. The pepper, particularly the red variety, has been described as a “miniature replica of the circumcised male organ“.

As it has a very high Scoville rating, the pepper has been suggested for ornamental use rather than human consumption. It is sometimes pickled.

peter pepper

 

peter pepper

 

peter pepper

 

peter pepper

peter pepper

chilly willy pepper

chilly willy pepper

peter pepper

peter pepper

Vagina pepper
vagina red pepper

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Erotic vegetables


erotic vegetables

Photographer – Boris Loncar (http://www.flickr.com/photos/loncar/)


Sexy horseradish
erotic horseradish


Erotic parsnip

erotic parsnip

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/02/top-15-unintentionally-pornographic-fruits-and-veggies/

erotic vegs


Vegetable dildo in a supermarket


erotic vegs

potato dick


erotic vegs

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/04/accidentally-pornographic-food/


- Let’s do it!
- No, no, no…

let's do this

and again


from http://clivewhite.co.uk/?p=28407

and again


veggi porn


Vegetable anal sex?

vegetable anal sex


Vegetable Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve
from http://spectrumwoman.com/category/eat-me-now/

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Erotic pepper

sexy green pepper

green pepper with large penis

Erotic yellow pepper by SteDigit (http://www.flickr.com/photos/dicecio/)

erotic yellow pepper


erotic pepper


Pepper with green penis?
Pepper with green penis

erotic green pepper


Peter pepper – the most pornographic pepper ever
red sexy peter pepper

Other erotic vegetables
Hot cucumber
Erotic tomato

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Erotic tomatos

Sexy tomato
sexy tomato
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/dryodora/247948210/in/pool-33649310@N00/

porn tomato

Another very erotic tomato
erotic tomato
Picture by Rebecca aka rebeccmoon.

tomato with penis


sexy tomato on blue
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/loncar/1488466057/sizes/z/in/photostream/

tomato with tail

tomato with erotic tail


erotic tomato

erotic tomato


Rude tomato by photographer tedgrif41 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tedgrif41/)

rude tomato


Finally the secret of breeding tomatoes has been discovered
sexy tomatos


Sexy tomato ass
tomato ass
from http://www.colourbox.com/image/sexy-tomato-isolated-on-white-background-image-1789537

adult tomato ass


More tomato bottom from French supermarkets
tomato bottom

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2716133/How-French-teach-love-ugly-fruit-veg-It-doesn-t-beautiful-taste-nice-good.html


Other erotic vegetables
Erotic pepper
Hot cucumber

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Erotic carrots

2 carrots – perfectly fitted to each other

2 male carrots - what could they do together?


Carrot’s love stories
carrot love story

carrots love story

two carrots love story

Carrots united
carrots united


Sexy carrots
sexy carrot with penis

sexy carrot with penis

carrot with big penis

male carrots

http://www.nextnature.net/2009/07/comeback-of-the-ugly-fruits/

porn carrots

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/04/accidentally-pornographic-food/


Viagra for a carrot, please

carrot needs viagra


Another sexy carrot from a garden

sexy carrot from my garden

from http://www.flickr.com/photos/97949475@N00/789153251/

sexy carrot

from http://www.flickr.com/groups/bunnyloversunite/discuss/72157633345112549/


A carrot with balls
carrot with balls
from http://depositphotos.com/7664072/stock-photo-Carrot-as-a-penis.html


rude carrot penis

carrot with small penis

carrots penis

carrots penis

carrots penis

 

carrot with small penis
carrot with a small dick


human carrot

Sexy carrot in boots
Sexy carrot in boots


carrots penis


Erotic vegetables
Erotic pepper
Hot cucumber
Erotic tomato

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