Sexy squash

squash penis


long penis-shaped squash

erotic penis-shaped squash

erotic penis-shaped squash

erotic penis-shaped squash

baby squash

sexy vegetables

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Sexy white asparagus

Sexy white asparagus tip

sexy white asparagus

white asparagus tip

erotic white asparagus tip

white asparagus tip

Ready for a mouth job

erotic asparagus

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Not exactly sexy but definitely unusual

Unusually shaped vegetables – not always sexy or erotic but still created with a smile on a creator’s face
foot shape vegetable

 

Carrot foot
carrot foot

 

Parsnip not only with a face but with it’s own character. Do you agree?
parsnip with face


Duck-shaped cucumber found in Skegness, Lincolnshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
duck shaped cucumber

Another duck-shaped veg – marrow
duck-shaped marrow
Would it be a meat or vegetable course?
from http://believe-or-not.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/gardener-grows-looks-like-duck.html


Dorothea Clinton, 73, was left stunned when she unearthed the unusual crop from the allotment near her home in Peaton, Shropshire.
She adds: ‘Everybody loves it, it’s become a bit of a local celebrity now. To me it isn’t really a potato, it is a duck, I think it’s absolutely wonderful.
duck-shaped potato
‘It made me smile, so hopefully it will make others, too.’
duck-shaped potato


A devilish tomato with horns, grown by a Bury pensioner, in Lancashire
devilish tomato

and tomato shaped like a rabbit, grown by David and Audrey Maber in Gosport, Hampshire (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)
tomato shaped like a rabbit


Teddy bear potato
teddy bear potato
and a heart shaped potato found in a sack of potatoes, discovered by staff at K’s cafe in Wales (from http://forums.sgclub.com/singapore/freaky_fruit_vile_199053.html)

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Erotic pumpkin

Sexy pumpkin needs viagra

erotic pumpkin

from http://www.flickr.com/photos/41838724@N02/3982095595/in/pool-63196485@N00/

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Erotic vegetables


erotic vegetables

Photographer – Boris Loncar (http://www.flickr.com/photos/loncar/)


Sexy horseradish
erotic horseradish


Erotic parsnip

erotic parsnip

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/02/top-15-unintentionally-pornographic-fruits-and-veggies/

erotic vegs


Vegetable dildo in a supermarket


erotic vegs

potato dick


erotic vegs

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/04/accidentally-pornographic-food/


- Let’s do it!

- No, no, no…

let's do this

and again


from http://clivewhite.co.uk/?p=28407


veggi porn


Vegetable anal sex?

vegetable anal sex


Vegetable Adam and Eve

Adam and Eve
from http://spectrumwoman.com/category/eat-me-now/

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Erotic pepper

sexy green pepper

sexy red pepper

http://crazy-photoz.blogspot.com/2008/04/sexy-fruit.html

and erotic yellow pepper by SteDigit (http://www.flickr.com/photos/dicecio/)

erotic yellow pepper


erotic pepper


Pepper with green penis?
Pepper with green penis


erotic green pepper


Red pepper vagina from www.flickr.com/photos/michaelmerritt/2768936437/sizes/z/in/photostream/

red pepper vagina



Other erotic vegetables
Hot cucumber
Erotic tomato

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Erotic tomato

Sexy tomato
sexy tomato
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/dryodora/247948210/in/pool-33649310@N00/

Another very erotic tomato
erotic tomato
Picture by Rebecca aka rebeccmoon.


sexy tomato on blue
from http://www.flickr.com/photos/loncar/1488466057/sizes/z/in/photostream/


erotic tomato

erotic tomato


Rude tomato by photographer tedgrif41 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/tedgrif41/)

rude tomato


Finally the secret of breeding tomatoes has been discovered
sexy tomatos


Sexy tomato ass

tomato ass
from http://www.colourbox.com/image/sexy-tomato-isolated-on-white-background-image-1789537


Other erotic vegetables
Erotic pepper
Hot cucumber

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Erotic carrots

2 carrots – perfectly fitted to each other

2 male carrots - what could they do together?


Carrot’s love stories
carrot love story

carrots love story

Carrots united
carrots united


Sexy carrots
sexy carrot with penis

male carrots

http://www.nextnature.net/2009/07/comeback-of-the-ugly-fruits/

porn carrots

from http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2010/04/accidentally-pornographic-food/


Viagra for a carrot, please

carrot needs viagra


Another sexy carrot from a garden

sexy carrot from my garden

from http://www.flickr.com/photos/97949475@N00/789153251/

sexy carrot

from http://www.flickr.com/groups/bunnyloversunite/discuss/72157633345112549/


A carrot with balls
carrot with balls
from http://depositphotos.com/7664072/stock-photo-Carrot-as-a-penis.html


carrot penis

carrots penis

carrots penis

carrots penis

carrot with a small dick


human carrot


carrots penis


Erotic vegetables
Erotic pepper
Hot cucumber
Erotic tomato

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Erotic cucumber

erotic cucumber


Penis cucumber from a chop (not a sex-shop).
A housewife who bought an amusingly phallic cucumber found she didn’t have the heart to take a knife to it. Maybe she found other uses for it…

penis-like cucumber
Erotic cucumber.

35-year-old Iren Harsca, from Esztergom, Hungary, said that when she got it back from the greengrocers she couldn’t bring herself to chop up the vegetable, which looks entertainingly like a set of male genitalia.

‘Then I realised what it was. It reminded me of my husband too much and I really love him, so I didn’t have the heart to cut it up,’ explained Iren.

from http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/833747-penis-cucumber-saved-from-the-chop


penis-shaped cucumber

Other erotic vegetables
Erotic pepper
Erotic tomato

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Crazy aubergine

It’s autumn, what they are thinking about?

crazy aubergine

crazy aubergine

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